Honest, I had nothing to do with this! Besides, this "Christians Against Pat Speaking" petition isn't much of a story at the moment, seeing as how it has only 25 online signatures. The opening sentence is a grabber, however:

We appreciate all your hard work and dedication to ministry over the years, but we are now asking that you please retire or at least stop making unfounded, insane-sounding comments and trying to pass them off as mainstream Christian thought. ...

Moving right along, let me try to fire up some readers and comments by asking: Has the 700 Club reviewed "Brokeback Mountain" yet? Not so far.