OK, is this Ottawa Sun story real? Or is it The Onion? I can't really tell.

Classic rockers can save up to buy a stairway to heaven, thanks to an Ottawa radio station and an Anglican church trying to get listeners off the highway to hell. It will only cost listeners of CHEZ 106 one million "platinum points" to receive an absolution from their past sins, courtesy of the Anglican Church of St. John the Evangelist.

Say what?