All of us have social-media buttons that our friends know how to push to get us to click this or that link, to forward this or that item, to pull out of our email haze and to PAY ATTENTION.
For me, one of the most magic phrases in the world is "Not The Onion." This is especially true when the item is sent by GetReligion co-founder Doug LeBlanc, whose sense of humor has a similar laugh-to-keep-from-crying twist as my own.
But in this case, when I saw the headline, I had my doubts.
This was supposed to be a short story from The Politico. But the whole tone of the thing was just so dry and understated and, well, surreal. How could this not be from The Onion or even the Babylon Bee?
Are you ready? Here is what has to be the first nomination for the Not The Onion headline of 2017:
Democrats hold lessons on how to talk to real people
Alas, there is no second line to this masterpiece of a headline. After all, it would be hard to top the excellence of that first line.
I also liked the fact that the story was so short and that it ignored so many obvious "real people" topics. Yes, like religion and culture. It was like no one in the room had ever even heard of books such as "What's the Matter with Kansas?" or "Hillbilly Elegy."
Once again, life is all about politics and money and that is that. Here is the brilliantly boring opening of the piece: